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Guide to certain victory
By Snobby Hobo
This guide guarentees you to overcome any adversary effortlessly.
   
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Snobby Hobo
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Category: Multiplayer
Languages: English
Posted
3 Nov, 2015 @ 1:55pm
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An easy guide to winning 
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An easy guide to winning
Hello and welcome to my guide. Lets immediately dive into it shall we?

After reading this there is no possible way to lose. Every single of your adversaries will crumble like the miserable scumbag he is(unless he uses the same strategy(warranty not included)) and your winrate will breach the heavens.

First we proceed to step 1
Take a close look at the picture below. The given situation is horribly lost as should be observed right off the bat. I want you to analyze the screenshot and tell me what went wrong.


Conclusion

You guessed it. There's no skeletons to be found anywhere in the picture. This is VERY BAD(and not good by any means). This means the given game will have to end in a draw for nothing but skeletons can possibly claim victory.

"Oh my god what should I do?"

Worry not. Chaos reborn offers a feature to CAST YOUR OWN SKELETONS(thank Julian). This is all most pleasant but we must beware. Skeletons might be the most fearsome of all creatures in Choas(undeniably) but immense power always comes at great cost. The Skeleton card has but a 75% castchance. If you do the math that means you won't 100% of the times cast a skeleton succesfuly(that is not good). Neverthless we must try to bring them into the battlefield, may it fail we blame our "badluck" and quit the game immediately.

The picture below shows you the ways of a proper player(me)


"Why do I keep losing every game?"
You don't drink enough milk. Your calcium levels are weak

Some reviews on this guide:

"How do I play this game?"

"I cast a skeleton once but still lost annihilated my enemy"

"Why haven't you mown the lawn yet?"

1 Comments
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Saisher 10 Feb, 2018 @ 9:48am 
But didn' ya know? Most fruits and vegetables are healthy for calcium juice too!
On an un-related note, how do I get off all thet red tuff of my wizards bones?