POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2

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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me (On Wednesday)
By Kidult
Achievement Description: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I'm going to show how to complete this achievement without having to play Saturday or Sunday.

First, you'll have to do this on a Wednesday, which is great because you already have task to do at the Cemetary (which is where you need to go to do this).
Second, you will need a Scythe, which I will be showing how to get in this guide.
Third, be sure to grab a Shotgun or Sledge hammer.
   
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Getting the Scythe
Head over to what use to be the Church.

Go straight across and enter the Cemetary (Cemetary is unlocked on Wednesday)

Go over to your Dad's burial site and turn around. You should see some barrels.
Go up to the barrels.
Once you get up here, stick to the right side, don't go over the toxic puddle.
Congrats! You found the Scythe. Pick it up and head back down. Go over the bridge, and you should see a tomb that says "Zombie Dad". I suggest you save your game here, just incase you accidently mess up.

Getting The Achievement
Once you found the grave, Pis* on the grave, and an actual zombie should rise up.


Time to use that Scythe! Slice the zombie's torso in half, you'll make a crawler out him.


Quickly pull out a Shotgun or Slege Hammer and blow of the Zombie's Head (RIP again).
Now whip your d*ck back out start p*ssing on the upper body of the zombie. It will bounce a little, just keep at it.

If all is done correctly, you will be given not only the achievement, but an adorable floating upper body, with no head, zombie.


Have Fun!
23 Comments
The < blank > 16 Mar @ 5:53am 
долго бесился на счет этого, а оказывается надо было делать косой
Banake 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:56pm 
Thanks. \o
Anime-rwk 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am 
thx really helpful awarded
RusDaddy 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm 
youre a hero
Aaronz2464 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm 
oddly adorable
Pluh 18 Nov, 2017 @ 1:38pm 
um does this work in the gimp suit
gorlock, consumer of realms 27 Jul, 2017 @ 9:25am 
Thanks!
Secondrival 4 Sep, 2016 @ 9:57pm 
@Dergenburn 69 I couldn't get him to rise up, make sure you aren't playing on enhanced game. It won't work.
Cotard's Delusion 10 Jun, 2016 @ 6:12pm 
Thx m8
Pack o' Newports 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:33pm 
Thanks man, I appreciate it!