Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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A WARNING FOR ALL HOOVIES
By Azure Bliss and 1 collaborators
Hoovies i need to tell you of a danger that approaches, the demon is on the other side of the war and wants to stop your fun, he wants to maim and burn you, this monster of a man/woman, you know who it is...The W+M1 pyro, he will creep into your spots and BURN YOU TO DUST
(Side note: this is not a guide how to play the game, just a warning to hoovies all around)
   
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Straight into it, hoovies i may be on team pyro, but i am a merciful one, i only kill heavies whom attack me, and if i see a hoovy i do not harm him, and if he is by my spawn i go and join him with my hoovy loadout, Anyway enough about me, the heavy pyro war is a big reason, as W+M1s are getting points for slaughtering you, heck even team heavy is, it all matters towards points, so i would really reccommend staying in you fallout shelter's...wrong game, hide under your bridges, ledges and in your attacks, or the W+M1s will find you, and they will burn you, hoovies you need to escape, this guide cannot help you any further, just run, you will know when it is safe, when the administrator says that the war is over, just hide...

"Godspeed, you magnificent bastard..."
83 Comments
Scariest thing ever 28 Apr, 2017 @ 4:19am 
I don't hurt heavies that kill me, but when I see a hoovy, I FUCKING KILL HIM
Azure Bliss  [author] 25 Dec, 2016 @ 11:16am 
I stare upon the remains of the hoovy civilization, the massacre that had just appeared not too long ago, and i watch the last flame of hope...
Flicker out
For now we hoovies are outcasts, with no towns except for a few temporary servers, so to all who kill hoovies...just know the torture we have suffered through
Dusty 25 Dec, 2016 @ 11:13am 
pyro has won the war the hoovys lost
i9matcha 26 Jul, 2016 @ 11:19pm 
YA LATER YES
Azure Bliss  [author] 26 Jul, 2016 @ 1:13pm 
Dear anyone who is still subscribed to these things:
I have given up, i am over etc, i had fun while it lasted, soi don't mind.
See ya later...
i9matcha 26 Jul, 2016 @ 10:59am 
:(
Azure Bliss  [author] 26 Jul, 2016 @ 9:54am 
PS: i can't find my discussion :(
i9matcha 20 Jul, 2016 @ 12:21am 
ya
Azure Bliss  [author] 20 Jul, 2016 @ 12:04am 
Yus, that is why i made this guide, not to complain about the new upd\te, but pubs had hoovies/gibuses/etc, and the hoovies are the lifeblood of tf2, anyway off that bad subject, hoovy is gud ya?