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Francis hates everything (List)

By Pudding

A list of everything Francis hates and their respective quotes (Source: Left 4 Dead wiki). Read it if you want to.

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Category: Characters, Classes, Co-op, Story or Lore

Languages: English

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19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:10pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Subways

Stairs

Sewers

Elevators

Hospitals and doctors and lawyers and cops

Tunnels

Vans

Train Yards

Small Towns

Water

Planes

Ayn Rand

The Woods

The army

Helicopters

Walking

Flying

Parades

Birds

Latest Issues

Steam...pipes

Mondays

Canada

Riverside

Islands

Fish

Bill's plan

"That bridge"

Ellis' hat

Tanks

Thanks for reading!

Comments

Subways

Bill: We can take the subway tunnels to the hospital. There's a redline station not far from here.
Francis: I hate subways.

Campaign: No Mercy

Stairs

"I hate stairs."

Campaign: No Mercy

Sewers

"I hate sewers."

Campaign: No Mercy

Elevators

"I hate elevators."

Campaign: No Mercy

Hospitals and doctors and lawyers and cops

Francis: I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops...
Bill: Francis, is there anything you don't hate?
Francis: You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.

Campaign: No Mercy

Tunnels

Bill: It's through this tunnel.
Francis: I hate tunnels.

Campaign: Death Toll

Vans

"I hate vans."

Campaign: Death Toll

Train Yards

"I hate train yards."

Campaign: Death Toll

Small Towns

"I hate small towns."

Campaign: Death Toll

Water

Zoey: We can get to the river through here.
Francis: I hate the water.

Campaign: Death Toll

Planes

"I hate planes."

Campaign: Dead Air

Ayn Rand

"I hate Ayn Rand."

Campaign: Dead Air

The Woods

"I hate the woods."

Campaign: Blood Harvest

The army

"G****** tape looped piece of s***, I hate the army."

Campaign: Blood Harvest

Helicopters

Francis: Guys. Everyone. I want to say something. I HATE helicopters.
Louis: For once we're in complete agreement, Francis.

Francis: I ever tell you how I feel about helicopters?
Zoey: *Sigh* Do you hate them...?
Francis: I guess I did tell ya.

Francis: WOW! I LOVE HELICOPTERS! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
Zoey: You what? Francis, are you all right?
Francis: Whoa, I must've hit my head in the crash. I'm okay now. I hate helicopters.

Campaign: Crash Course

Walking

Louis: Well I guess we're walking.
Francis: I hate walking.

Campaign: Crash Course

Flying

Louis: Look, five minutes ago you hated flyin'.
Francis: And it turns out I was right about that.

Campaign: Crash Course

Parades

Francis: You're still wearing that tie, Louis? What? You got a meeting? Haha!
Louis: That's funny, Francis. Why don't you take your moustache, your little vest, and your chaps, and go find yourself a parade!
Francis: I hate parades.

Campaign: Crash Course

Birds

Francis: I hate birds.
Zoey: Yeah, birds are d****.

Campaign: Crash Course

Latest Issues

Zoey: Hey Francis. They have the latest issue of "hating everything" magazine here.
Francis: I hate latest issues.

Campaign: Crash Course

Steam...pipes

Francis: I hate steam...pipes.

Francis: Hey, watch out for that g****** steam pipe!
Zoey: Man...I LOVE steam.
Francis: Oh yeah, I love steam! I just hate the pipes.

Campaign: Crash Course

Mondays

"This sign says 'I hate Mondays'! Man, tell me about it."

Campaign: Crash Course

Canada

Francis: Riverside? Aww, I hate Canada.
Louis: Canada? Francis, we're in Pennsylvania.
Francis: Man! I've been hating Riverside all this time for nothing.

Francis: If there's one thing I hate more than vampires, it's Canada, eh!
Zoey: Yeah, Canadians are d****.
^
Okay...not sure why Valve did that

Campaign: Crash Course

Riverside

Louis: If we can just make it to Riverside, we are home free, guys!
Francis: I hate Riverside.

Campaign: Crash Course

Islands

Francis: Yeah! Sandy beaches, coconuts, sand...beaches, sand...Wait a minute, I hate islands!

Francis: Hey Louis, have I mentioned how I feel about islands?
Louis: Are you joking?
Francis: No, I'm being serious. I really hate islands. I have insulaphobia - I'm afraid of islands.
Louis: S*** Francis, once we get there, I've got your back. I'm gonna keep an eye on the island for you.
Francis: No man, it's a medical condition. Just my g****** luck.
Louis: Punk-a** island b****! You better watch yourself!

Campaign: The Sacrifice

Fish

Louis: Francis, you ready to get to The Keys and have ourselves a seafood feast?
Francis: I hate fish.
Louis: Well hater, I guess you don't have to eat any then.
Francis: Oh no, I like eating them. That's one of the ways I'll let fish know how much I hate them!

Campaign: The Sacrifice

Bill's plan

Francis: Bill, I just wanna make it clear - in front of everyone - that I am against this island plan.
Bill: Cut the horses*** Francis.
Francis: Jesus Bill, have you ever BEEN to an island? They're g****** horrible.
Bill: They're defensible, Francis. As far as we know, zombies can't swim.
Francis: They're not the only ones...
Bill: Speak up, son.
Francis: I...I hate this plan!
Bill: Noted. Let's go.

Campaign: The Sacrifice

"That bridge"

Rochelle: I hate that bridge!
Francis: It's so stupid!

From The Passing trailer

Ellis' hat

"Hey Ellis! I hate your hat, haha!"

Campaign: The Passing

Tanks

"I. Hate. Tanks."

Campaign: The Passing

Thanks to Alfred F. Jones and [DFS] Pootis for pointing this out.

Thanks for reading!

Now that you know pretty much everything Francis hates, you can read a list of Ellis' stories in the game. Otherwise, have a nice day!

http://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=771694972&tscn=1500507610

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