Here we come, America challenged you to a space race and a trumpish president known as the President of the United States of the America (say that with an good russian accent that comes straight and deep from the insides of Siberia) made it clear he wanted the moon.

Well first we got to make an itinerary.

Ok, so here we go. your spies have reported with the planned (from the USs) itinerary to tha moon. They plan on going in circles larger, and larger and then after a few rotation start landing.

But why doing all that? You just decide to go straight to the moon.

That's straight forward...

Now we need a rocket. But for a rocket we need fuel... Yea, I said fuel...

Ok, so now that we know were to go, we need the "how" (to go).

For that we need fuel. Loads of fuel.
More than that. And while your at it add some more engines... Fuel and engines... what else would we need? Oh yea... Vodka...

I was more thinking... that:
You might thinks it's a lot, but it's not. It's necessary...

Let's proceed to the launch pad.

Ok, here we go. The rocket is on the pad, ready to go. Let's go through the checklist:

Russian Kerbals: Check
Russian Vodka: Check
Russian Flag: Check
Russian Propaganda: Check
Thousands of litres of highly explosive fuel: Check

Optional:
Food & water: Check
Oxygen: Check
Some kind of guiding system: Who cares let's go....

Ok Let's start the countdown:

10
9
8
*Engine Start*
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!
*BOOOOM*

Wait what was that?
...
...
...
Ok so maybe that wasn't a good start...
Let's check the issues... I'll report back to you when our scientists report back to us.

Ok I'm back, it's been less that 2 hours and we got the problem fixed and a new rocket ready.
We can launch it already. Let's proceed to launch pad.

So let's redo our checklist.
New Russian Kerbals: Check
More Russian Vodka: Check
More Russian Flags: Check
More Russian Propaganda: Check
More Thousands of litres of highly explosive fuel: Check

Optional:
Food & water: Let's don't add weight.
Oxygen: Might unbalance the craft. Let's just don't.
Some kind of guiding system: Hum... Straight to the moon? Yea that works...

Ok We are ready. Let's go:

10
9
8
*Engine Start*
7
6
Oh man, let's just go...
TO THE MOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
Ok Here we go. Let's monitor the flight.

Hello there, I've just been notified by our communication center that our astronaut Hadloadovfisky has sent back he's first pictures of the moon. He hasn't landed yet but I think you wanna have a look at the picture now... please...
ok...

so...

I think I'll just leave...

Like now....

See you later...

Never...