Crush Crush

Crush Crush

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Detailed Job Efficiency
By Fredhoof
The names of the various job tiers, plus their income per minute per time block. Useful for determining which jobs to take to maximize income, when you don't have them maxed out yet!
   
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Intro
Hello! This is a very focused guide: the name of the tiers of each job, and how much income per minute per time block each tier makes. No mention of what stats you need to unlock them or any of their other details; the whole point is to make it easier to figure out how to spend your time blocks to maximize your income with your current jobs, particularly with regards to going offline.

Now, with that out of the way...
Fast Food
Tier Name
Burger Flipper
Bun Toaster
Onion Rehydrator
Mascot
Sandwich Artist
Burger Meister
Meat Manager
Hambaron
Fry Franchiser
Beef Chief
Income Rate
40
48
56
64
72
80
88
96
104
180
Computers
Tier Name
Programmer
IT Monkey
Techie
Hacker
Engineer
Computer Whisperer
Cyberneticist
Futurist
Artificial Entity
Singularity
Income Rate
105
165
225
285
345
405
465
525
585
1000
Restaurant
Tier Name
Busser
Waiter
Server
Barista
Bartender
Garcon
Host
Maitre D
Shift Manager
Owner
Income Rate
45
52.5
60
71.25
82.5
93.75
108.75
123.75
138.75
250
Zoo
Tier Name
Veterinarian
Puppy Rescuer
Kitten Rehabilitator
Bunny Saver
Red Panda Helper
Love an Otter
Sea Turtle Savior
Whale Guardian
Red Panda Lord
Ark Commandant
Income Rate
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
120
140
192
Lifeguard
Tier Name
Life Guard
Beach Patrol
Sexy Lifeguard
Surf and Protect
Heli-Jumper
Search and Rescue
Coast Guardian
Life Preserver
Shark Puncher
Atlantean King
Income Rate
54
60
66
72
84
96
108
126
144
180
Hunting
Tier Name
Bounty Hunter
Mercenary
Soldier of Fortune
Hitman
Assassin
Black-Ops
One Man Army
Sliver Cell
The One
Chiroptera Hominin
Income Rate
6
33.3
75
171.4
400
720
1066.67
1500
2142.8
3000
Cleaning
Tier Name
Janitor
Custodial Engineer
Chief Sweeper
Vomitorious Maximus
Super- intendent*
Grounds- keeper*
Garbage- man*
Under- taker*
Hazmat Specialist
Bomb Disposal
Income Rate
60
80
100
120
140
160
180
200
220
300
*: Name hyphenated due to table formatting.
Casino
Tier Name
Gambler
Slot Junkie
Black Jacker
Dice Master
Pro Poker Player
High Stakes Roller
Lucky Duck
Reign Man
Sports Almanac
God of Gamblers
Income Rate
150
400
675
1620
19.2k
25.92k
43.2k
97.2k
177.3k
364.5k
Art
Tier Name
Artist
Painter
Sculptor
Composer
Inventor
Virtuoso
Renaissance Man
Artiste
Hype Machine
Iconoclast
Income Rate
3.75
7.5
11.25
15
18.75
22.5
26.25
30
33.75
15k
Sports
Tier Name
Pro Athlete
Puck Catcher
Baseball Hitter
Football Thrower
Face Puncher
Endorsement Getter
Team Buyer
Franchise Haver
Living Legend
Hall of Famer
Income Rate
60
138.46
327.27
800
2057.14
3k
4.5k
7.03k
11.72k
21.72k
Movies
Tier Name
Actor
Award Winning Actor
Actor/Director
Award Winning Director
Auteur
Cinematic Legend
Phenomenon
The Last Celebrity
Literally A Star
Cao Guojiu
Income Rate
0.6
600
1157
2243
4374
8589
17k
34k
69k
141.7k
Legal
Tier Name
Paralegal
Ambulance Chaser
Lawyer
State Attorney
Judge Derp
District Attorney
Attorney General
The Law
Supreme Justice
Avatar of Order
Income Rate
1.2k
1.75k
2.25k
3,333.3
5,333.3
6,250
8,571
10k
13.33k
15k
Slaying
Tier Name
Demon Hunter
Vampire Slayer
Dragon Killer
Kracken Kracker
Titan Tosser
Planet Buster
Star Destroy-Doer
Diety Destroyer
Chuck Slayer
Everything Slayer
Income Rate
60
120
240
480
960
1.92k
3.84k
7.68k
15.36k
30.72k
Space
Tier Name
Astronaut
Starship Captain
Star Child
Space Surveyor
Star Searcher
Infinite Explorer
Interstellar Commendant
Solar Emperor
Galactic Overlord
Power Cosmic
Income Rate
4.8k
7.2k
10.8k
20.25k
30.4k
45.6k
91.3k
136.7k
205k
307.5k
Wizard
(AKA the slow-launching job)
Tier Name
Wizard
Hairy Wizard
Very Hairy Wizard
Sorceror
More-ceror
Magus Awesomus
Grand Magus
Archmage
Arch Archmage
Sorceror Supremo
Income Rate
~0
0.0001
0.0012
0.015
0.186
2
36
604
11.4k
285k
Love
Tier Name
Love Doctor
Love Guru
Love Fairy
Love God
Loveicus Prime
Cupid
Love Maker
The Unity
Eros
Aphrodome
Income Rate
1.4k
1.8k
2.8k
4.7k
8.8k
12.2k
17.2
24.5k
35.8k
53.6k
Acknowledgements & Special Thanks
  • Data compiled from the Crush Crush Wiki[crush-crush.wikia.com].
  • Special thanks to Nantes and Rainbow Jack© for their guide, which inspired me to make this one.
7 Comments
DeComodín 6 Feb, 2021 @ 8:30pm 
Nice!
Fredhoof  [author] 1 Sep, 2017 @ 1:51pm 
Thanks for the heads-up, Nantes! Got the link fixed.

Also, in the Intro, I stated that these numbers are the income per minute per timeblock, so they're efficiency numbers. Not an edit; it's been like that since I posted it. Larger numbers are obviously better; I figured that was pretty intuitive, although that could've just been me having an affinity for numbers in general. Besides, your guide already had the max-level efficiency sort, so I didn't see a reason to overlap it.
Nantes 26 Jul, 2017 @ 6:53am 
Also, the link to our guide in the Acknowledgements is broken, it leads to the guides list :)
Nantes 26 Jul, 2017 @ 6:51am 
I'm glad our guide inspired yours. However, yours is not very user friendly/intuitive, in which it doesn't easily orient the reader on which jobs to take. It is not clear for instance if those values are for timeblock efficiency or for raw income. If someone has all jobs on max, which ones should they work on for maximum profit?
greenStone83 4 Jun, 2017 @ 9:20pm 
Data from the wiki is actually not super accurate, I am working to try to get the actual data to get it to the wiki.
[-|-409th-|-] Bunny King 13 Mar, 2017 @ 10:20pm 
nise giid dood
KingPepe2021 6 Mar, 2017 @ 12:25am 
Cool Bro