Thats just easy. All you need to do, is beign proper policeman and write those tickets as your Sarge Kelly ask. Unless you want to hear from him, how big piece of ♥♥♥♥ you are

Bribes are also, if you let people go with warning, you dont need to take money. Anyway, if IA (internal afairs) will spot you, Sarge Kelly will ♥♥♥♥ you up on morning meeting. Always listen to McNabb he sure knows, where IA is on the street - that day, dont take any bribes. Other days, well...Its not a crime

This might be quite tricky. Well, there is a lot of petty crimes, so its not like you will not see thiefs. Problem is their location. They can shoplift something on 611 and you are on 625. Unless is thier running your direction, you are screwed - you wont catch him and as a bonus - you will just burn some stamina. Otherwise - go for it. (I will update later, if you need to catch 50 thiefs during one playthrough or not)

Day 2: Little girl will ask for help - she lost her cat. Go find it ! Thiefs are important, but cates are impornanter (I am trying to be funny, dont mind me)

]Day 3: Mrs. T....something.....grandmother of some chief...I was not paying attention, sorry. Anyway, you will get call in your walkie talkie to check her up and help her. She will give you shopping list with donuts. Go and buy donuts - remember right number of donuts. After that, guess what ? You have to eat them. Eat first two types of donus and third one, sesame gave to dog. She/he is alergic to sesame. thats why her/his name is Sezame.

Day 4 or 5 ? You are Sarge´s favorite boy, it means, you will have to babysit russian visitor - Igor. As you might suspect, he wants to try everything and its quite pain to deal with all his demands. Anyway, after porn store incidnent, just promise to help in future. Cler will swipe that under the rug. Igor happy, Sarge happy all good.

Day ? One ♥♥♥..Crew member tries to steal gummy bears from Jewish Kosher shop - Adamski. You need to respond to that and lock that crew member into freezer for few hours. Do not forget to get him out before he freezes !

Day ? You will notice huge crowd in front of Norma´s Moonwalk restaurant. Ask her, why she closed restaurant. She will tell you, that food critic is comming to review her restaurant and last time, he gave her horrible review - due rat in soup and cockroach in kitchen. Well rats aint there anymore (I aint gonna believe it...)but cockroach are still there. You need to get pesticide from shop/donnut shop and after that, just spray the talking cockroach - real ♥♥♥♥.



Or do not spray it and you will earn this one

Day 9: Pastor from church is taking drugs, because people are abandoning church due various reasons. Well, thats quite interesting solution to a problem, right ?

Anyway, you will find Pastor, half past dead. Run to H.Krank for medicine and insert it into pastor veins to safe him
(thanks W.A. the Anum for update)

Thats godamn great book, btw.

Day 11? or 12 ? This is serious ♥♥♥♥, because if you screw it, Sarge will ♥♥♥♥ you up and you will get game over. Guy in front of the church wants to burn himself alive - because they do not want to publish his story about one criminal. All you need to do is:
1. dont go anywhere near him
2. tow the car, that is blocking hydrant near church
3. talk to game named Wayne Gretzki ? (something like that ice hockey player) he will point you to appartment nearby
4. break the door and search room and kitchen for gun, list and recipe
5. call the editor from papers to come to church, to help you
6. save the suicider
7. profit

Day 12? There will be report about domestic violence. Go there and investigate. You will find out, that husband of that woman went to buy some booze. Go to liquoir shop and ask him about his problem. He will tell you, that he owns a lot of money to mobs and ♥♥♥♥.
Go to pizzeria, talk to mobs and do trade - they will support him in training and you will do for mobs 2 favors (do something small for them, how many favours you still need to do are in your notes). Go back to boxer and tell them to get his ♥♥♥♥ together and start to train.
After a day or two, people will tell you, that he won some match

Day 13? or 14? Day before, you will find priest, that its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up from drugs. You have to save him - by buying some medicine from Krank, Hans Krank. Day later he will tell you, that people are abandoning church in favor of som new cult.
Next day, during breefing, Sarge Kelly will inform you, that you have to tear down all the cultists posters and get rid of cultist priest, that are preaching on streets. After that you will meet small girl/boy, that is telling you, that her uncle and daddy are going to commit suicide. Shadow them to the final building. At the end of the quest line, you will have choice to break down doors or wait a bit. Just wait, until cultist priest kills himself and storm the room. You will save rest before commiting mass suicide and cult is no more on the streets

Day 14? or 15? Clerk for porn store, Foggy/Froggy ?, will call for favor. You owe him because of Igor. He needs to shot the porn movie and you need to get him porn actor. Its the guy, who is selling the donuts. Its not that hard to convice him - just tell him, you are fan and its easy to get him off the work for that day. You will get achievement in alley next to church - you need to see, if he still got that weapon

Day 17 and 18 - Adamski will call. He has lead on Nazi officer, that murdered his family in deathcamp. Its, suprise, H.Krank. Search his car for tape. Go to the hi-fi video store and restore the tape. Clerk from that store will need day for restoration.
Come back next day and look at it. You will see, that he is really close with Norma (Moonwalk owner) and yes, that he is nazi. After you leave the store, Levi, investigator will inform you, that you have to be by 4PM in fron of Kranken shop - they are going to bust Krank. If you want Adios Muchachos achievement - tell Norma about that. She will help him to flee country.


Otherwise:

Day 20: After long first part of day (spended by watching front of the Auto Parts) you got call from Central about disturbance in front of the church.
3 little brats are giving hard time to Pastor. If you want to quiet them, you have to get them tickets to movie. Go to cinema (right side of beat) and answer right on 3 questions (those are easy, but ok. teleportation, kissing female and head). After that, kids will be gone

Give the answer 'Coming out' to the Top Gun question at the cinema on Day 20. You can still get the tickets in order to get the Rated R achievement.

(credit goes to HouwndDog)

Day 21: After you plant bug under the right car, you want to call Central. Your walkie will pick up another signal. Pick listen, than change frequency. You will hear distress call from famous aviator

Day 21: Near the end of the day you need to enter Kranks pharmacy. You will see huge bomb.
PIck this:
1. English manual
2. Time clock
3. Electronics
4. CTRL+ALT+DEL

Marlon is useless piece of ♥♥♥♥, but you will defuse bomb without his help. 00:01 as real 80s OG

Get good relationship with Crew and join their ranks




Get good relationship with Mafia and join their ranks

(credit goes to HouwndDog )

Escape to Mexico by earning 2000,- (you are informed of this at day 1 or 2) before day 21. I think you can leave from day 18 onward, or around there anyway.

(credit goes to HouwndDog)

On day 10, successfully cook drugs for Father Mushroom with Harry from the Dry Cleaners. You'll need 3 poppies and the fur of a green-eyed cat. The first poppy is on a stoop between 623 and 625 by the Moonwalk. The other two are in the vacant square by the shed to the left of 621. Once you have all 3 poppies, a green-eyed cat will be licking itself on the sidewalk nearby. Approach it for the fur and meet Harry at 4pm to cook the drugs.

credit to: Emberstrife

On day 15, throw the dog toy into the fire and 611 when a fire breaks out. No replays needed, you will save the dog no matter what.

Credit to: Emberstrife

In order to get the "Born to be wild" achievement you have to "break" the main Storyline.
On day 17 or so you have to call Yablonsky so he can tell you where Terence is, don't do that and just play until day 21. On day 21 after you got the message that the captain wants to see you in the donut shop you can go there and the captain gives you the option to go to the motorcycle divison. Accept that offer and you get the achievement. I think you have to have at least the rating perfect with the police but i'm not sure. But important is that you don't have the video tape from Terence that is the only thing that has to be done in order to get this achievement

Credit to: Emberstrife, Sadur