epic lol

stats are... equilvilant to immortality

+ Cuban Accent
+ Mountain Pile of Cocaine
+ Lil Friend that wants you to say "Hello"

+1000000000000000069 health
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000 krit chance
+123456787654323456765434567876543234567876543456765434567654 chance to get f.ucked by scouts mom

+6% to be betrayed
+50% to say hello to my little friend
and ofcourse no random crits

+ Each building destroyed/kill fills cocaine metre further
+ As the metre fills, damage resistance from front increases
- As the metre fills, damage resistance from back decreases
my epic stats

+Full auto AR-15
-You are dead

while wearing this, spy can say "Say hello to my little friend" after backstabbing someone.

+100% crit chance
+100% to ♥♥♥♥ scout's mon
+100% to destroy buildings nearls with your little friend

Originally posted by drew:

Title!

You look cool with it on.

Originally posted by Pi-ka:

while wearing this, spy can say "Say hello to my little friend" after backstabbing someone.

Hmm, that is actually a cool idea! And it doesn't affect your or other players' gameplay. I will say though, he could say that line when the first shot with the revolver is shot. Like, he shoots once, and then he says that line. I dunno, it just sounds good to me :/

1999+
more money

+fresh as fucc
-probably 2 months or more to get into tf2.

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Stats? Okay Man, Heres The Stats,

-You're A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Badass
-You Can Order The Host To Kill ANYONE On The Server, Because The World Is Yours.
-If Theres A Scarface Mansion Map With A Mountain Of Cocaine, Only While Wearing This, Standing On The Pile Of Yayo Gives You Uber + Kritz.
-Going Through A Doorway Blows It Up, 'Cause It's Too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Obvious Why
-Push It To The Limit Is Playing All The Time
-People Treat You Like A Druglord Kingpin, AKA Their Master.

Originally posted by Tony "Scarface" Montana:

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Stats? Okay Man, Heres The Stats,

-You're A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Badass
-You Can Order The Host To Kill ANYONE On The Server, Because The World Is Yours.
-If Theres A Scarface Mansion Map With A Mountain Of Cocaine, Only While Wearing This, Standing On The Pile Of Yayo Gives You Uber + Kritz.
-Going Through A Doorway Blows It Up, 'Cause It's Too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Obvious Why
-Push It To The Limit Is Playing All The Time
-People Treat You Like A Druglord Kingpin, AKA Their Master.

Can You Please Not Capitalize Every Word You Type?