Booted up X-Blades for the combat.
Stayed for the questionable camera angles and 2000s energy.

– Main character wears half a shirt and 10% of a pants
– Story? Something about magical relics and inner light… I think
– Got distracted by the physics engine (and by “physics,” I mean fanservice)
– Combat is basically: mash buttons, spin, yell, repeat
– Every boss fight ends in me screaming “WHAT IS HAPPENING” while getting juggled
– I died 12 times, but at least I looked hot doing it
– 10/10 for anyone who likes flashy moves, glowing swords, and fighting evil in booty shorts

This game isn’t deep.
But neither is the armor. And that’s the point.