The Maggot Guy
Captain Maggot/The Maggot Guy
Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
Really Outdated lol

Quote of the day: "Ka-Blam!" -Captain, Upon Completing Part of a Surf Map Entirely on a Pogo Stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9JXxMCul34

Captian Maggot, also formerly known as u/MrValithor (200,000+ karma), Is a man of Intrigue, Jokes, and Hats. Join the Maggot Army today!

Notable Quotes about him include:

"You only have 700 hours of play time, what a noob!"

"This guy's crazy!"
"Yes, but he's the kind of crazy I'd get a drink with!"

"Are you the actual voice actor for the soldier?"


Don't send me random friend requests. Only I send them. Have a nice day! -Maggot
Really Outdated lol

Quote of the day: "Ka-Blam!" -Captain, Upon Completing Part of a Surf Map Entirely on a Pogo Stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9JXxMCul34

Captian Maggot, also formerly known as u/MrValithor (200,000+ karma), Is a man of Intrigue, Jokes, and Hats. Join the Maggot Army today!

Notable Quotes about him include:

"You only have 700 hours of play time, what a noob!"

"This guy's crazy!"
"Yes, but he's the kind of crazy I'd get a drink with!"

"Are you the actual voice actor for the soldier?"


Don't send me random friend requests. Only I send them. Have a nice day! -Maggot
Captain Maggot's Additional Info!
I now have a YouTube channel! Be sure to subscribe to me there for updates on all my crazy schemes and adventures!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtSWOCwXQhfK39QGjpU28XA/

Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LSOqPiky8&feature=youtu.be
"How to lift people off of the ground (EPIC STYLE) in Skyrim VR"

Go give it a watch!



Not really sure why people keep ignoring this.

PLEASE COMMENT WHY YOU WANT TO ADD ME BEFORE ADDING ME. I'D RATHER NOT SIFT THROUGH A DOZEN "JohnCrimbo87 Has Added You!" NOTIFICATIONS. I WILL BLOCK YOU IF YOU DON'T COMMENT BELOW. I ALSO DO NOT ACCEPT MOST FRIEND REQUESTS FROM PEOPLE.

Seriously, comment or I *WILL* block you.

Also, not interested in selling or trading anything, sorry.


By the way,
If you've got any smoked cheese wheels I will buy them for a key.
You still have to comment but I will buy those up.

I'm not buying anything else.

Idk if this is relevant or not but I own one of 8 strange unusual Nuts & Bolts Merc's Mowhawks so if you think someone is impersonating me check their inventory for the 3 smoked cheese wheels (or so) and the Merc's Mohawk.

:cozybethesda:
Recent Activity
299 hrs on record
last played on 20 Jul
86 hrs on record
last played on 18 Jul
5.4 hrs on record
last played on 13 Jul
ElectricOmelet (Ham Mafia) 28 May @ 10:17am 
+rep is probably going to bring peace between the Ham Mafia and the Pan Clan
AlmondGlue 19 Jan @ 3:51pm 
+rep sick mf
Chef Ramie 17 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm 
grazie for the heads up :steamthumbsup:
» ಠ_ಠ ~ Stoned Chompski ~ 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm 
cope lol
legacy (gyozaluvr) 17 Sep, 2024 @ 11:15pm 
my guy, how much did you buy a smoked cheese wheel for? :sh_mumu:
Alie-Pie 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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