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16.1 hrs last two weeks / 257.3 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Feb, 2019 @ 10:30am
Updated: 16 Aug, 2021 @ 12:05am

---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜ Beautiful
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜‘ Decent
โ˜ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜‘ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜‘ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜‘ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜‘ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜ Minor bugs
โ˜‘ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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