I will have you know that you can't fool me and try to obscure or lead astray my eyes from a good deal when I see one, also only a fool would not jump on this deal it was obviously a slip up from the vendor and they are currently selling them at a loss.

I have already tactically emptied my bank account, pawned most of my possessions and took out a home equity loan. Cabbage pay day.

And don't come up on me to invest in your start up.
I remember when I was broke and you didn't want me, well now with 4.20 Iranian rials + 6 food stamps you don't deserve me

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Hi, this is Isaac’s mom, Kathleen. I see you’re calling my beloved son a “poopoo head”. I do not condone nor support this bad language, and will delete this “steam” app off my child’s phone immediately. Goodbye.

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Instructions unclear, got my bone stuck in the doot, halp