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Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my
accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for
all the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin
I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the
magnitude of it. -- Calvin
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands
sacrifice! -- Calvin