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Titan Submersible

Titan is a Cyclops-class manned submersible designed to take five rich morons to depths of 4,000 meters (13,123 feet) for site survey and implosion, research and debris collection, liveleak media production, and deep sea testing of human stupidity. Through the "innovative" use of modern materials, Titan is lighter in weight and more cost efficient to mobilize than any other deep diving submersible.

NOTE: This is an experimental submersible vessel that has not been approved or certified by any regulatory body, and could result in physical injury, disability, emotional trauma, or death.