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Grown Up Zoey: Remastered

You may have noticed in the last few days we've been having trouble here at the workshop with the automated link checker, what we have yet to reveal though was that we were having some internal issues with the Workshop servers.

You see we had never imagined a world or reality where such a concentrated amount of coal could persist, we were forced to move quickly to update our server farm.

We almost weren't quick enough, and once we had migrated all the data to a larger server we found that something had been left in the wake of this near disaster.

The sheer pressure of one billion gigabytes of coal had formed a single tiny gem in it's place, a gem on 'shop as it were.
This vpk in gem form glistened like nothing we at Valve had ever seen before, this fine jewel, this precious stone, it was a special cut, polished to perfection.

This was an absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zelling free coal killing cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald of a vpk.

But in case you were wondering, that vpk was not this mod, that vpk is another mod that I'll release later.

Features:
Coal
New accessories
New clothes textures
Quentin's improved v_arms
New attachments for medkit, grenades and pills
Jigglebones on bag, zippers and pouches + jiggleboned attachments
the Passing light model
The beyta socks
Concept art styled textures

Incompatible with remodels and body retextures

Special thanks to:

- ChimiChamo - fixing weightpaint issues, merging vertices between the socks and sneakers, fixing bag jigglebones, flipped incap anims for incap icon, fixing some weights on the back of zoey's neck, generally impossible tasks for a Blender user
- tomaz - fixing kneepads, fixing gloves clipping into the wrists, fixing the wrist UVs on the viewmodel arms, yet keeping the CRAZY bad topology
- Mystery Workshop Modder - adding glove textures to Zoey's gloves, making the socks red
- ANIBλL - first rendition of the model that inspired Spicy_Jam to finally start the original mod

Credits:

- Pururin / Meruru - original Grown up Zoey mod
- Cuba - jiggleboned attachments + fighting for a world with big fat juicy Zoey tits
- Zetnus - Zoey wearing shorts
- Porky-da-Corgi - bag from The Aftermath (Louis)
- Querentin - Definitive L4D1 Arms Overhaul
- TOG | K1CHWA - jeans normal map + stipes on Zoey's wrists on the jacket
- binary - pouches from Coach - Police Officer
- Omnicron aka MgX-ak47 - pants from Zombie Hunter Zoey (from gamebanana or just check out my port of her on the workshop)
- ?RED? - lower torso stripes from Red's Concept Art Inspired Zoey
- Jesuit - converse logo on Zoey's sneakers (Gamebanana)
- arby26 - socks from Teenangst Zoey
- Spicy_Jam - complete model, custom texture and normal, optimizing the uv of the gear material + producing constant coal
- Roberto - glasses and face texture from Gothic Zoey + imagining a world where Zoey has big fat juicy tits but can also have retarded tactical gear
- Despair - having the free will to bring Roberto's amazing vision into the world


tags: coal stolen mashup kitbash slop garbage pozzed