Yummy, my favorite flavor, 'bird foot'. The marbling idea is super cool! Too bad this is never getting in game... :(

this is so cool
it would give heavy a warpaintable lunchbox item that doesn't look terrible and actually looks good
yes please

this would be SICK!! if it got added!! VALVE PLEASE ADD IT FOR SMISSMAS 2024 OR ILL CRY A RIVER

i guess the raw, unfiltered whimsy is too much for some people

No. Making Mackerel warpaintable was enough of a mistake.

pls

cool shit that will never get added in the game

itd be funny if all of them were tho

not every weapon has to be war paintable.

They look so cool!!

This is unironically so awesome

oh thats fun actually what the fuck

adding this item would single handedly save tf2

thos is fuckin sick, id love to have a like Jazzy Dokolohs Bar or something funny like that.

if you say this is stupid, im sorry but you just hate fun at this point. i love designer schokolade, this reminds me of Japanese kitkats

A good execution on a stupid and unnecesary concept.
Also, the Sax Waxed needs a change. Swap the yellow on the chocolate with the pink of the inner wrap.

she warpaintable on my dalokhohs till i bar

dope execution

not a big fan. it's just too much for such a small model

oh yeah epic

You COULD have the effect emanating from inside the wrapper... like, directly under where the visible chocolate is.

Just a thought.

YES A SKIN TO MAKE USE OF THE HANA SKIN HELL YEAH BOYS

BASED

\/ the issue here is that unusual effects are fucking massive, while the dalokohs bar is about as small as my love for prop hunt in casual. unless they have their opacity turned way the hell down, (at which point most probably wouldn't bother applying them) the actual warpaint would be completely consumed by massive particle effects. although most probably wouldn't put an usual on this because of how little time it's active for, unless maybe eating it applies the effect to your primary for it's duration or something???

I'm not entirely sure. While I can set unusual placement nodes on the model, I'm unable to get a visual representation of how it looks in-game, same with the stat clock. Those may be coded in at a different file which we can't currently modify. It would be Valve's decision how it looks, but I imagine they'd treat the edible chocolate part as the "barrel" for the weapon.

neat and wacky
one question, and i dread to ask, but how will the unusual warpaint (Cool, Isotope and Hot) looks on this?

The stat clock would be positioned on the right curl of the front of the wrapper, the one closest to Heavy's thumb.

Strange stat clock where though?

neat

Please do Overdose or l'etranger

Me after eating the Tumor Toasted chocolate bar and acquiring 5 different types of cancer

xd

mmm yes pizza chocolate

Looks great! hope the beggers comes soon

i can't wait to put fac new isotope jazzy on a dalokohs and never use it again

"Heavy loves eating lead paint!" - Heavy

yeah the civilian guy made the dalokohs so im upvoting it?

not a bad idea

It's executed in the best way it could be done, but I still don't really think this should be added. Just looks gross and weird with most war paints...

Gonna be a hot take here and say, a lot of these look pretty good.

The marbled chocolate is an incredible idea, way more interesting and exciting than I expected. Everyone is hating for no reason, half the war paints we have look bad on the weapons we have as is. Just because every single warpaint isn't godlike on this doesn't ruin it, and honestly it's the only thing I'd ever consider using a lot of the ugly peppermint-type war paints on. And it looks damn good with them.
All that said, anyone who works at Valve Corporation is pretty much brain dead and just idly taking a Steam paycheck, so there's no way this will get added. But this is what we always should've gotten, by far and above better than what Valve would've added if they made it themselves.

KitKat flavors be like. Looks horrible tho

Looks really bad in most cases, it's a weapon hardly anyone uses, and the strange variant is already dirt cheap. I love the Dalokohs Bar, but even I don't like the idea of painting it

I will stand by the rise of the Dalokahs Bar trading meta.

the last thing we need is more warpaintable items

just, no. this look wacky af sorry but is the truth

Slab of steel

finally gingerbread winner can be used

This is such an inventive idea, I love it

dear god please no. i acknowledge how much work it must have taken to do this and i commend your effort but this looks absolutely fucking horrendous. we do not need this at all